
The Cattercorns of Cloudville Arizona

Kermit's life has fallen from grace. He was once a top performer in a call center for scam artists, but after his job was raided by the police he had to fall back on his customer service skills. Living with his friend Scott and full time treasure hunter, Kermit continued to fall behind financially, socially, and generally in life. It was Scott's suggestion to go after an ancient treasure in Arizona that led Kermit to throw away his crappy life for a bizarre adventure.
The Cattercorns of Cloudville Arizona is a Bizarro action adventure tale. The bizarro genre is a new and niche category that encompasses all things strange and violent. This is a story that twists and turns more like a twilight zone episode than the real world.
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140 Pages Paperback
Bizarro Fiction
A treasure Hunter and a Con Artist walk into a bar

Legend says that the Grabull tribe plead to the gods to help them protect their treasure. In turn they were transformed into vicious creatures that fed on human flesh.
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Many would come for the treasure but few would make the trek to the mysterious mountain where they must traverse through a tornado on the way to the city in the sky, Cloudville.
The treasure seekers would be forced to hide in the clouds with their flesh torn bodies, living in agony until one day a frog that could stand on two legs would bring them all back down to the world below where they all used to live.

Excerpt from How to Live Without Legs
Moving forward with no legs, only uppers, is not the terrible curse it feels right now:
Start putting weight on your uppers. Build callouses and muscles you will need to get around. See how long you can put weight on before it is too much to handle.
All Hail the Standing Frog!


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